Written by ryan on Apr 9th, 2008 | Filed under:
Business,
Food
Bwahahahahaha. I love it. To the designer of this room, great job! Looks like someone reading up on a bunch of asian stereotypes got a little too full and exploded a mosaic of asian crap. Lets analyze this room, shall we?
Yes, I have a (fish) tank in my room - 3 fish tanks total if you need to know.
I do not play the keyboard (but my friend does).
Laptop computer. . . sure who doesn’t? (I only have desktop fyi).
IKEA furniture. . . but of course.
Cranes hanging from the ceiling may be going a bit too far.
Godzilla in the bookcase, check.
Good luck cat. . .what is this, a restaurant?
Mountain bike. . . we asians would never keep it in the bedroom, what are you thinking?
Snowboard? Sure we’re all great at that too. Just watch the winter x-games.
Buddha bookends because we all are buddhists.
Chinese dragon head?
Year of the rat incense burner? or is that just a gold statue? Click on it and you get this:

Game controller on the bed because games are much better than girls!
Magazines on the table featuring hot asian girls (good for fwappage material).
Chinese bamboo plant.
Bean bag? Made in China, sure why not.
Paper lamp sure goes well into this interior design.
Graduation hat.
Neon boba tea sign?
Region-free DVD player.
Big headed cutesy dog thing.
At least they got the big ass Plasma tv correct. We all have those in our rooms.
Oh, don’t forget the dual shades of YELLOW paint on the walls! haha. The white windows representing the yellow-man looking into the white man’s world and the white doors of opportunity presented to us. Are those blinds half open or half shut?
Click on the tv spots to see the different tv commercials in multi languages. I challenge you to find the one that is different.
Finally, click on the bag of food for a real surprise. Korean and Vietnamese burritos!!! mmm mmm good!