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Written by ryan on Apr 9th, 2008 | Filed under: Business, Food

Bwahahahahaha.  I love it. To the designer of this room, great job! Looks like someone reading up on a bunch of asian stereotypes got a little too full and exploded a mosaic of asian crap. Lets analyze this room, shall we?

  • Yes, I have a (fish) tank in my room - 3 fish tanks total if you need to know.
  • I do not play the keyboard (but my friend does).
  • Laptop computer. . . sure who doesn’t? (I only have desktop fyi).
  • IKEA furniture. . . but of course.
  • Cranes hanging from the ceiling may be going a bit too far.
  • Godzilla in the bookcase, check.
  • Good luck cat. . .what is this, a restaurant?
  • Mountain bike. . . we asians would never keep it in the bedroom, what are you thinking?
  • Snowboard? Sure we’re all great at that too. Just watch the winter x-games.
  • Buddha bookends because we all are buddhists.
  • Chinese dragon head?
  • Year of the rat incense burner? or is that just a gold statue? Click on it and you get this:
  • year of the rat tray liner

  • Game controller on the bed because games are much better than girls!
  • Magazines on the table featuring hot asian girls (good for fwappage material).
  • Chinese bamboo plant.
  • Bean bag? Made in China, sure why not.
  • Paper lamp sure goes well into this interior design.
  • Graduation hat.
  • Neon boba tea sign?
  • Region-free DVD player.
  • Big headed cutesy dog thing.
  • At least they got the big ass Plasma tv correct. We all have those in our rooms.
  • Oh, don’t forget the dual shades of YELLOW paint on the walls! haha. The white windows representing the yellow-man looking into the white man’s world and the white doors of opportunity presented to us. Are those blinds half open or half shut?
  • Click on the tv spots to see the different tv commercials in multi languages. I challenge you to find the one that is different.
    Finally, click on the bag of food for a real surprise. Korean and Vietnamese burritos!!! mmm mmm good!



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