Oppai Stress Ball
Ah yes, I searched and searched and finally found it in Narita airport. The OPPAI STRESS BALL! What more realistic stress relief do you need for the workplace without getting in too much trouble? Its a good thing that I’m already known to bring back weird things from Japan and my actions are almost always tolerated.
Normal view of stress ball as it sits on my desk:

Happy view as you turn it over. Notice the fine details. . .:
Stress ball in action take 1:
Stress ball in action take 2:
The only drawback of this stress relieving device is the smell. No, I did not put it in unmentionable places, it has a very strong rubber odor that stays on your hands even if you just touch it briefly. I guess its a good way to figure out who has been playing with their desk oppai. . . .
To find this great device in Narita Airport, in Terminal 1, just follow the row of shops until you get almost to the end of the terminal. There is a gift shop there and you’ll find it next to the other kids toys.

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