Shirihoudai

Professional wrestling. . . such a controversial subject. “It’s fake!” “It’s not real!” “They are all on steroids!” To all the people who say those things, in the spirit of the legendary team DX, I say (does double groin chop) SUCK IT!

Of all the shows on television nowadays there isn’t anything further from being pure entertainment than wrestling. You have the heros (faces), bad guys (heels), feats of inhuman athleticism, back story drama including bad acting, and even love stories although the latter is usually some kind of twisted and demented tale.

Hulk Hogan, the Rock, former govenor Jesse “the body” Ventura, they all owe their success to wrestling.

Then there is Japan Wrestling . . . .Many American professional wrestlers start and end their career in Japan. But that topic is for a future post. There are many leagues in Japan, one of which is called NOAH. There was a recent article in the Sun talking about this promotion and how it will soon take over the world (if we can only be so lucky).

Felt compelled to write about it since the picture in that article showed the Hawt One, Yoshihiro Takayama

So the domination of the world will come through the great Japanese professional wrestlers. First Europe, next. . .who knows. If you feel yourself going faint, or you and your surrounding are melting, that is only the power of the HAWT ONE at work. Get used to it, you’ve been blessed.